Week 6 NFL Picks: Me vs. a Two Year Old

Posted by SuckaFish

Each week I’ll be picking games in a head-to-head competition with an intellectual equal, my two-year-old daughter. I put the logos of the two teams playing each other on the screen and she pointed to (this week there was a lot of “go away bird” or “go away man”) the team she prefers.

Two weeks ago I went 10-3 and she went 7-6. Last week it was 9-5 for me, 6-8 for her. Basically, she’s not very good at this and if it keeps up I’ll have to start picking against one of the dogs or something.

After four weeks of picks here are the records:
The Kid 34-25
SuckaFish 42-17

Game	SuckaFish	Two-Year-Old Daughter
Browns @ Steelers	Steelers	Browns
Texans @ Bengals	Bengals	Texans
Giants @ Saints	Saints	Saints
Chiefs @ Redskins	Redskins	Redskins
Lions @ Packers	Packers	Lions
Panthers @ Buccaneers	Panthers	Panthers
Rams @ Jaguars	Jaguars	Rams
Ravens @ Vikings	Vikings	Ravens
Eagles @ Raiders	Eagles	Eagles
Cardinals @ Seahawks	Cardinals	Cardinals
Bills @ Jets	Jets	Bills
Titans @ Patriots	Patriots	Titans
Bears @ Falcons	Bears	Bears
Broncos @ Chargers	Chargers	Broncos

Week 5 NFL Picks: Me vs. a Two Year Old

Posted (for) SuckaFish

Each week I’ll be picking games in a head-to-head competition with an intellectual equal, my two-year-old daughter. I put the logos of the two teams playing each other on the screen and she pointed to (or said things like “helmet” for the Browns or “Tiger” for the Jaguars) the team she prefers.

Here are the picks for Week 5:

Game	SuckaFish	Two-Year-Old Daughter
Browns @ Bills	Browns	Browns
Cowboys @ Chiefs	Cowboys	Chiefs
Vikings @ Rams	Vikings	Vikings
Raiders @ Giants	Giants	Raiders
Bucs @ Eagles	Eagles	Eagles
Steelers @ Lions	Steelers	Lions
Redskins @ Panthers	Panthers	Panthers
Bengals @ Ravens	Ravens	Ravens
Falcons @ 49ers	49ers	49ers
Jaguars @ Seahawks	Seahawks	Jaguars
Texans @ Cardinals	Cardinals	Texans
Patriots @ Broncos	Patriots	Patriots
Colts @ Titans Jets @ Dolphins	Colts Jets	Colts Jets

Week 4 NFL Picks: Me vs. a Two Year Old

Posted by SuckaFish

Each week I’ll be picking games in a head-to-head competition with an intellectual equal, my two-year-old daughter. I put the logos of the two teams playing each other on the screen and she pointed to (or said things like “helmet for the Browns or “Tiger” for the Jaguars) the team she prefers.

Last week I showed her that she needs to respect her elders. I went 13-3, the little one went 10-6. After two weeks here are the records:
The Kid 21-11
SuckaFish 23-9

This is Separation Sunday. We have opposing picks in five of the 14 games, all of them are played at 1pm today. Here are the picks:

Game	SuckaFish	Two-Year-Old Daughter
Lions @ Bears	Bears	Lions
Raiders @ Texans	Texans	Raiders
Bengals @ Browns	Bengals	Browns
Buccaneers @ Redskins	Redskins	Buccaneers
Ravens @ Patriots	Patriots	Patriots
Titans @ Jaguars	Titans	Jaguars
Seahawks @ Colts	Colts	Colts
Bills @ Dolphins	Dolphins	Dolphins
Jets @ Saints	Saints	Saints
Cowboys @ Broncos	Cowboys	Cowboys
Rams @ 49ers	49ers	49ers
Chargers @ Steelers	Chargers	Chargers
Packers @ Vikings	Vikings	Vikings

Week 3 NFL Picks: Me vs. a Two Year Old

Posted by SuckaFish

Each week I’ll be picking games in a head-to-head competition with an intellectual equal, my two-year-old daughter. I put the logos of the two teams playing each other on the screen and she pointed to (or said things like “helmet for the Browns or “Tiger” for the Jaguars) the team she prefers.

After one week here are the records:
The Kid 11-5
SuckaFish 10-6

Here are the picks:

Game	SuckaFish	Two-Year-Old Daughter
Saints @ Bills	Saints	Saints
Steelers @ Bengals	Steelers	Steelers
Redskins @ Lions	Redskins	Redskins
Broncos @ Raiders	Broncos	Broncos
Packers @ Rams	Packers	Rams
49ers @ Vikings	Vikings	Vikings
Falcons @ Patriots	Patriots	Patriots
Titans @ Jets	Jets	Jets
Chiefs @ Eagles	Eagles	Eagles
Colts @ Cardinals	Colts	Cardinals
Dolphins @ Chargers	Chargers	Chargers
Bears @ Seahawks	Bears	Seahawks
Giants @ Buccaneers	Giants	Giants
Browns @ Ravens	Ravens	Browns
Jaguars @ Texans	Texans	Jaguars
Panthers @ Cowboys	Cowboys	Cowboys

Week 2 NFL Picks: Me vs. a Two Year Old

Posted by SuckaFish

Each week I’ll be picking games in a head-to-head competition with an intellectual equal, my two-year-old daughter. “She doesn’t have the cognitive capacity to predict the outcome of NFL games,” you say. Oh yeah, well I’ve been picking games for more than two decades so it can’t be that hard. I put the logos of the two teams playing each other on the screen and she pointed to (or said things like “helmet for the Browns or “Tiger” for the Jaguars) the team she prefers. Here are the picks:

Game	SuckaFish	Two-Year-Old Daughter
Colts @ Dolphins	Colts	Colts
Patriots @ Jets	Patriots	Jets
Texans @ Titans	Titans	Texans
Saints @ Eagles	Saints	Saints
Seahawks @ 49ers	49ers	49ers
Raiders @ Chiefs	Raiders	Raiders
Browns @ Broncos	Broncos	Browns
Vikings @ Lions	Vikings	Vikings
Cardinals @ Jaguars	Jaguars	Jaguars
Steelers @ Bears	Steelers	Bears
Bengals @ Packers	Packers	Packers
Ravens @ Chargers	Ravens	Ravens
Panthers @ Falcons	Falcons	Falcons
Buccaneers @ Bills	Bills	Buccaneers
Rams @ Redskins	Redskins	Redskins
Giants @ Cowboys	Cowboys	Cowboys