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by swagless | September 30, 2009

Humpday Headlines: Cowboys Stadium Is Sexy

Cowboys Stadium Is Christened
Apparently a couple of love birds took the opportunity to express their emotions in a physical way at Cowboys Stadium. Yeah, it looks like they went to an oversized john and had sex. On the floor. Of a public bathroom in a stadium that holds more than 100,000 people. Continue reading →

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by swagless | September 27, 2009

Week 3 NFL Picks: Me vs. a Two Year Old

Each week I’ll be picking games in a head-to-head competition with an intellectual equal, my two-year-old daughter. I put the logos of the two teams playing each other on the screen and she pointed to (or said things like “helmet for the Browns or “Tiger” for the Jaguars) the team she prefers. Continue reading →

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by swagless | September 18, 2009

Thursday Morning Qback

Each week SI.com’s Peter King works tirelessly to produce Monday Morning QB ensuring that it will be posted before you get to work in the morning. The next day, Gregg Easterbrook stops watching Star Trek long enough to ensure that Tuesday Morning Quarterback is live on ESPN.com by mid afternoon.
By Wednesday (or Thursday, and the occasional Friday) we’ll finish digesting these massive tomes and will filter out the fat and deliver the only nuggets you really need. Continue reading →

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