Week 3 NFL Picks: Me vs. a Two Year Old

Posted by SuckaFish

Each week I’ll be picking games in a head-to-head competition with an intellectual equal, my two-year-old daughter. I put the logos of the two teams playing each other on the screen and she pointed to (or said things like “helmet for the Browns or “Tiger” for the Jaguars) the team she prefers.

After one week here are the records:
The Kid 11-5
SuckaFish 10-6

Here are the picks:

Game	SuckaFish	Two-Year-Old Daughter
Saints @ Bills	Saints	Saints
Steelers @ Bengals	Steelers	Steelers
Redskins @ Lions	Redskins	Redskins
Broncos @ Raiders	Broncos	Broncos
Packers @ Rams	Packers	Rams
49ers @ Vikings	Vikings	Vikings
Falcons @ Patriots	Patriots	Patriots
Titans @ Jets	Jets	Jets
Chiefs @ Eagles	Eagles	Eagles
Colts @ Cardinals	Colts	Cardinals
Dolphins @ Chargers	Chargers	Chargers
Bears @ Seahawks	Bears	Seahawks
Giants @ Buccaneers	Giants	Giants
Browns @ Ravens	Ravens	Browns
Jaguars @ Texans	Texans	Jaguars
Panthers @ Cowboys	Cowboys	Cowboys

Week 2 NFL Picks: Me vs. a Two Year Old

Posted by SuckaFish

Each week I’ll be picking games in a head-to-head competition with an intellectual equal, my two-year-old daughter. “She doesn’t have the cognitive capacity to predict the outcome of NFL games,” you say. Oh yeah, well I’ve been picking games for more than two decades so it can’t be that hard. I put the logos of the two teams playing each other on the screen and she pointed to (or said things like “helmet for the Browns or “Tiger” for the Jaguars) the team she prefers. Here are the picks:

Game	SuckaFish	Two-Year-Old Daughter
Colts @ Dolphins	Colts	Colts
Patriots @ Jets	Patriots	Jets
Texans @ Titans	Titans	Texans
Saints @ Eagles	Saints	Saints
Seahawks @ 49ers	49ers	49ers
Raiders @ Chiefs	Raiders	Raiders
Browns @ Broncos	Broncos	Browns
Vikings @ Lions	Vikings	Vikings
Cardinals @ Jaguars	Jaguars	Jaguars
Steelers @ Bears	Steelers	Bears
Bengals @ Packers	Packers	Packers
Ravens @ Chargers	Ravens	Ravens
Panthers @ Falcons	Falcons	Falcons
Buccaneers @ Bills	Bills	Buccaneers
Rams @ Redskins	Redskins	Redskins
Giants @ Cowboys	Cowboys	Cowboys