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Week 6 NFL Picks: Me vs. a Two Year Old

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Each week I’ll be picking games in a head-to-head competition with an intellectual equal, my two-year-old daughter. I put the logos of the two teams playing each other on the screen and she pointed to (this week there was a lot of “go away bird” or “go away man”) the team she prefers.

Two weeks ago I went 10-3 and she went 7-6. Last week it was 9-5 for me, 6-8 for her. Basically, she’s not very good at this and if it keeps up I’ll have to start picking against one of the dogs or something.

After four weeks of picks here are the records:
The Kid 34-25
SuckaFish 42-17

Game SuckaFish Two-Year-Old Daughter
Browns @ Steelers Steelers Browns
Texans @ Bengals Bengals Texans
Giants @ Saints Saints Saints
Chiefs @ Redskins Redskins Redskins
Lions @ Packers Packers Lions
Panthers @ Buccaneers Panthers Panthers
Rams @ Jaguars Jaguars Rams
Ravens @ Vikings Vikings Ravens
Eagles @ Raiders Eagles Eagles
Cardinals @ Seahawks Cardinals Cardinals
Bills @ Jets Jets Bills
Titans @ Patriots Patriots Titans
Bears @ Falcons Bears Bears
Broncos @ Chargers Chargers Broncos

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Week 5 NFL Picks: Me vs. a Two Year Old

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Each week I’ll be picking games in a head-to-head competition with an intellectual equal, my two-year-old daughter. I put the logos of the two teams playing each other on the screen and she pointed to (or said things like “helmet” for the Browns or “Tiger” for the Jaguars) the team she prefers.

Here are the picks for Week 5:

Game SuckaFish Two-Year-Old Daughter
Browns @ Bills Browns Browns
Cowboys @ Chiefs Cowboys Chiefs
Vikings @ Rams Vikings Vikings
Raiders @ Giants Giants Raiders
Bucs @ Eagles Eagles Eagles
Steelers @ Lions Steelers Lions
Redskins @ Panthers Panthers Panthers
Bengals @ Ravens Ravens Ravens
Falcons @ 49ers 49ers 49ers
Jaguars @ Seahawks Seahawks Jaguars
Texans @ Cardinals Cardinals Texans
Patriots @ Broncos Patriots Patriots
Colts @ Titans

Jets @ Dolphins

Colts

Jets

Colts

Jets

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Week 4 NFL Picks: Me vs. a Two Year Old

Posted by SuckaFish

Each week I’ll be picking games in a head-to-head competition with an intellectual equal, my two-year-old daughter. I put the logos of the two teams playing each other on the screen and she pointed to (or said things like “helmet for the Browns or “Tiger” for the Jaguars) the team she prefers.

Last week I showed her that she needs to respect her elders. I went 13-3, the little one went 10-6. After two weeks here are the records:
The Kid 21-11
SuckaFish 23-9

This is Separation Sunday. We have opposing picks in five of the 14 games, all of them are played at 1pm today. Here are the picks:

Game SuckaFish Two-Year-Old Daughter
Lions @ Bears Bears Lions
Raiders @ Texans Texans Raiders
Bengals @ Browns Bengals Browns
Buccaneers @ Redskins Redskins Buccaneers
Ravens @ Patriots Patriots Patriots
Titans @ Jaguars Titans Jaguars
Seahawks @ Colts Colts Colts
Bills @ Dolphins Dolphins Dolphins
Jets @ Saints Saints Saints
Cowboys @ Broncos Cowboys Cowboys
Rams @ 49ers 49ers 49ers
Chargers @ Steelers Chargers Chargers
Packers @ Vikings Vikings Vikings

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Week 3 NFL Picks: Me vs. a Two Year Old

Posted by SuckaFish

Each week I’ll be picking games in a head-to-head competition with an intellectual equal, my two-year-old daughter. I put the logos of the two teams playing each other on the screen and she pointed to (or said things like “helmet for the Browns or “Tiger” for the Jaguars) the team she prefers.

After one week here are the records:
The Kid 11-5
SuckaFish 10-6

Here are the picks:

Game SuckaFish Two-Year-Old Daughter
Saints @ Bills Saints Saints
Steelers @ Bengals Steelers Steelers
Redskins @ Lions Redskins Redskins
Broncos @ Raiders Broncos Broncos
Packers @ Rams Packers Rams
49ers @ Vikings Vikings Vikings
Falcons @ Patriots Patriots Patriots
Titans @ Jets Jets Jets
Chiefs @ Eagles Eagles Eagles
Colts @ Cardinals Colts Cardinals
Dolphins @ Chargers Chargers Chargers
Bears @ Seahawks Bears Seahawks
Giants @ Buccaneers Giants Giants
Browns @ Ravens Ravens Browns
Jaguars @ Texans Texans Jaguars
Panthers @ Cowboys Cowboys Cowboys

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Week 2 NFL Picks: Me vs. a Two Year Old

Posted by SuckaFish

Each week I’ll be picking games in a head-to-head competition with an intellectual equal, my two-year-old daughter. “She doesn’t have the cognitive capacity to predict the outcome of NFL games,” you say. Oh yeah, well I’ve been picking games for more than two decades so it can’t be that hard. I put the logos of the two teams playing each other on the screen and she pointed to (or said things like “helmet for the Browns or “Tiger” for the Jaguars) the team she prefers. Here are the picks:

Game SuckaFish Two-Year-Old Daughter
Colts @ Dolphins Colts Colts
Patriots @ Jets Patriots Jets
Texans @ Titans Titans Texans
Saints @ Eagles Saints Saints
Seahawks @ 49ers 49ers 49ers
Raiders @ Chiefs Raiders Raiders
Browns @ Broncos Broncos Browns
Vikings @ Lions Vikings Vikings
Cardinals @ Jaguars Jaguars Jaguars
Steelers @ Bears Steelers Bears
Bengals @ Packers Packers Packers
Ravens @ Chargers Ravens Ravens
Panthers @ Falcons Falcons Falcons
Buccaneers @ Bills Bills Buccaneers
Rams @ Redskins Redskins Redskins
Giants @ Cowboys Cowboys Cowboys

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