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NFL Week 3 Wrap-up: Tweet Style

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TO blasts an NBC analyst, Vernon Davis has class, Mark Sanchez is boring, and Martellus Bennett breaks necks. Here’s a quick trip around the league featuring Tweets from real live NFL players.

Terrell Owens had no catches for the first time in 185 games. He said all the right things in the post game interviews but then attacked NBC analyst Rodney Harrison via Twitter (@terrellowens), three times:

I could less about Rodney Harrison! Anybody tht using steroids, yes STEROIDS rodney, is a cheater & cheated the game!

Is tht Y u used steroids b/c u were worried about ur stats or ws it b/c u were losing it? Lol! U’re a loser & a cheater? Got any steroid

Hey rodney! Send me sum steroids 2 the Bills facility next week!

Vernon Davis had seven catches for 96 yards and two TDs, including the score that put the Niners ahead in the fourth. He then watched Brett Favre make the play of the day, hitting Greg Lewis in the end zone with two seconds left. Davis (@VernonDavis85) took the high road in his post-game Tweet.

We lost but im proud of my teammates they did a great job! We def got what it takes to be the best!

Mark Sanchez proved once again that he has a very bright future in the NFL leading the Jets to a 24-17 win over the Titans. He also hit up his Twitter account (@Mark_Sanchez) to prove once again that he is as boring as dirt.

Big win @ home today. Defense was lights out again! Shout out to the fans! We’ll need it again next week. A lot of work to do! Go Jets!

The Cowboys play Monday night but Martellus Bennett is already finding humor in potentially paralyzing opponents. He got people fired up by Twittering (@Jupiters_Crunch):

Big game tomm. Another chance to set the tone as a team tomm. Break necks then cash checks. Ha can’t wait

Dallas better not fall to 0-2 in Jerry’s World or Wade may enter the Zorn Zone.


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Jerry Jones Wants to Be Like Mark Cuban

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Chris Mortensen of the four-letter network is reporting that Jerry Jones has been fined at least $100,000 for speaking out about revenue sharing. Before the preseason game in Minnesota, Jones said the the other owners were “subsidizing this market,” and that revenue sharing is “on its way out.”

Roger Goodell had already issued a gag order preventing owners from talking about revenue sharing. The players union plans to use the model as leverage in the upcoming labor negotiations, claiming the owners biggest issue is amongst themselves, not with the salaries they pay the players.

Jones has issued a semi-apology that starts with, “If my comments in Minnesota were viewed as being over the line, then so be it.” There has been no confirmation of reports that if fined again Jones plans to lower the scoreboard at his new stadium to 50 feet above the field.

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