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Cowboys vs. Nobody: Bye Week Cheat Sheet

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The Cowboys are off this week. It’s your chance to use the RedZone Channel and the Sunday Ticket to the fullest of your abilities despite the fact that DirecTV is going to use this time to screw you unmercifully.

Here’s everything you need to read before next week’s Cowboys kickoff.

If DeMarcus Ware isn’t your favorite player, he will be after you watch this (E:60)

Looks like Wade Phillips will be unemployed soon (Four-letter network)

The controversial video has been moved, temporarily (PFT)

More feel-good, off-the-field stuff (FanHouse)

FOX apologized for reporting the fact that Yoko Romo is fat (FanHouse)

Is Wade the worst coach in the NFC East? (Bleacher Report)

Finally, even Redskin Hall of Famers hate the Redskins

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Oh How I’ve Missed Those Ears

Perhaps the greatest innovation in fandom since cheerleaders, The Red Zone Channel in HD.

Perhaps the greatest innovation in fandom since cheerleaders, The Red Zone Channel in HD.

Posted by SuckaFish

Today’s the day. The real opening day. Thirteen games including the Cowboys at Tampa Bay. That game is at 1pm so at approximately 4:22pm I’ll be turning the dial to DirecTV channel 703. For the rest of the day I’ll let Andrew Siciliano and his glorious ears take me to the best action in the NFL as it happens. Honestly I don’t know how we did it a decade ago. Getting two games on a Sunday and seeing scores from around the league every 20 minutes or so. Oh what an age we live in. Thank you Sunday Ticket, and thank you Red Zone Channel. You’re the reason the terrorists hate us, and for that I love you.

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